you can call me Bez

twitter.com/callmebez
Tue Nov 3

and a baby one the way!

  • BEZ: I love him, I want to marry him.
  • JJC: You totally should, you'd be perfect for each other.
  • BEZ: Well I did some stalking, apparently he lives thousands of miles away and is married already.
  • JJC: So what? Once you meet him he'll totally realize you are more of "the one" than his current "the one."
  • BEZ: All I really want is to have kids with him. I'm just going to ask him to jack it into a cup and send it freeze-dried in my direction.
  • JJC: Perfect.