you can call me Bez

twitter.com/callmebez
Mon Dec 21

aaaaaaand

I just met the Freelance Whales.

Found an awesome self-portrait I took a few months ago, sorry it’s a total “myspace angle” I just thought it was cute.

Found an awesome self-portrait I took a few months ago, sorry it’s a total “myspace angle” I just thought it was cute.

I'm playing a game tonight.

It’s called Bez Robs the Cradle. I seriously don’t think he’s old enough to legally drink. Actually, he probably only asked me out so I could buy beer for him & his friends.

Fri Dec 18
heeeey, somebody put BUILDINGS in that building.

heeeey, somebody put BUILDINGS in that building.

and the next thing I know I receive an email with subject line "BRAS FOR YOUR BOOBIES"

Thu Dec 17
for @weselec via Sketchy Santas

for @weselec

via Sketchy Santas

Wed Dec 16
Before and During. NYRR Holiday 4 Mile Race. 12/12/09.

Before and During.

NYRR Holiday 4 Mile Race. 12/12/09.

yayaa: @justregularbez knows what she’s doing, the rest of us merely write notes.  WHAT. A. BITCH.

yayaa:

@justregularbez knows what she’s doing, the rest of us merely write notes.

 WHAT. A. BITCH.

eoporto: OMG I heart Bez. Also, I DON’T CARE IF THIS IS A MYSPACE ANGLE. Lol Beer. LOL THAT UNDERAGE GUY I SLIPPED MY NUMBER TO. and the dog that got a boner over my sour patch kids. eoports you the best.

eoporto:

OMG I heart Bez. Also, I DON’T CARE IF THIS IS A MYSPACE ANGLE. Lol Beer.

LOL THAT UNDERAGE GUY I SLIPPED MY NUMBER TO. and the dog that got a boner over my sour patch kids. eoports you the best.

Tue Dec 15

DEALBREAKER: Opposing Viewpoint

Written from the point of view of the homies I write dealbreakers about.

Dealbreaker: You Don’t Shut Up. Like, ever. I thought you were just nervous in the beginning, and that’s why you talked through dinner. But I seriously don’t even understand how you finished your food, since the only thing I remember is words coming out your mouth. How did you have time to put anything in? Oh haha, yeah, that’s what she said. Are you saying that ironically? Nevermind, it doesn’t matter. Wow, you sure joke about farts a lot. Are you a 12 year old boy? Because that would make me a gay pedophile. And I already decided not to be a preist. I won’t be calling. Then you can go write a dealbreaker about me “being mean” or “not eating” or some shit.